You: Hey man check it out, the old project car i’ve been working on is coming along 🤳
Steam email in your notifications:
Hey TwinkpilledGarfield,
A TF2 crate you listed in the Community Market in 2013 has been sold to Racist Hitler. Your Steam Wallet has been credited 0.03 USD.
imgayforfanart asked:
Which is sexier, a werewolf or a vampire?
jonnywaistcoat answered:
Depends if you find it sexier to submit to the will of charismatic evil or to be overwhelmed by animalistic power. And that’s not a decision I can make for you.
incels are lying about needing to be attractive to get a girl because my gorgeous friends will get cheated on by men you didn't know god could create
Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005
io che nonostante sia atea dica “grazie agli dei” e simili perché si io non credo in niente ma miliardi di persone hanno religioni e dei differenti ed io non voglio far sentire escluso nessuno
im frankly lucky the above reblog is about how theyre an atheist because there is nothing more terrifying than saying something slightly blasphemous and seeing a paragraph of italian in your replies
sanguis-sanctus
3liza
it's so funny when the greater key of Solomon says "this magic is done by the glory of god and his angels and should never be used for evil" and then has shit like "fill a lamp with the fat of a man who died in july" or something like that. bro is this really god-honoring and non-evil
